On the path to distory 'P C' correctness
Suck'cess Stories
$2.50 Settlement
In a 3 piece suit against Company, Inc., which was using nonwhite toilet paper products, we won a record settlement for our bowels, making sure that they are taken care of for life.
$80 a week Settlement
In a case of a wrongful pro noun, we were able to get our client a permanent settlement that helped them find a supportive non-work renumeration, viz: claiming dole money.
$0 to be decided
In our case against a stuck-up P C destroyer of comedy our judges decided to bring back public flogging for PC Killjoy's and thought the audience might prefer the 'good ol days' over being too over correct and therefore totally boring!
The claimant quickly withdrew the objection before sentence was passed. Unfortunately the claimants' bowel movement did not enjoy the same privilege, '... serves em right' !